Lesson in Palestinian history

Sorry but I could not refrain from posting this concise (even if deja vu for many) summary of what are the choices left to Palestinians. No wonder why Hamas does not ‘recognize’ Israel. If words (i.e. the act of not recognizing) is all that is left, then be it:

United Nations “Partition Plan” to the Palestinians:
You are going to have 47% of the 100% which was originally yours.

“Oslo Agreement” to the Palestinians:
You are going to have 22% of the 100% which was originally yours.

Barak’s “Generous Offer” to the Palestinians:
We are going to give you 80% of 22% of the 100% of the land which was originally yours.

Sharon’s “Peace Plan” to the Palestinians in 2000:
We are going to give you 42% of 80% of 22% of the 100% of the land which was originally yours, and this 42% will remain under continuous curfew.

“American Zionists” to the Palestinians:
According to our version of the Bible you are entitled to 0% of 42% of 80% of 22% of the 100% of the land which was originally yours.

The “Road Map” to the Palestinians that Bush envisions:
If you stop your resistance to the occupation (which we call terrorism), and your refugees give up their right of return to their ancestral homes, and you agree to only elect officials acceptable to Bush and Olmert you agree to lock up all your resistance fighters, and you agree to drive your cars only on roads that Olmert assigns for your use, and you do not object to the ‘wall’ that Sharon started building & Olmert is finishing, and you agree not to claim Jerusalem as your capital, and you agree that your children’s school curriculum only includes courses and books approved by the Israeli government, and you agree not to give birth to more than three children per family, and stop complaining about the new law that prohibits Israeli Arabs from marrying Palastenian Arabs, while it allows them marry any other nationality in the world.

THEN President Bush, will consider putting pressure on Olmert to consider negotiating with you on the 42% of 80% of 22% of the 100% of the land which was originally yours.

(Thanks Ali)

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8 Replies to “Lesson in Palestinian history”

  1. well by cliche i meant that it is information that some versed readers of the Middle East know about, but that I wanted to post it for those who don’t. But maybe the word cliche is a bit pejorative. I’ll take it off.

  2. I’m sorry bech, didnt mean for you to change the word,
    what I meant is: what you wrote is actually the truth of the matter (and that it is no cliche) despite the fact that some (who dont want to see) may “see” it as such…

    (my laziness “tambali” not to elaborate)

  3. mec il est prolifique le apokraphyte…

    Ceci dit j’ai decouvert hier une nouvelle perle du neoconservatisme Libanais…
    Mr Antoine Sfeir directeur des cahiers de l’orient

    Si tu fais des constipations je te conseil vivement
    al qaida menace la France

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