On Vows: Saying I Do And Leaving the Rest Undone …

It seems the House of Saud’s Beirut-based hedge-fund manager, a.k.a. Lebanon’s Prime Minister, has vowed to stay in office to prevent the outbreak of civil war. How kind …

Along those lines and in the same tradition of disinterested obligation, I am now vowing to stay out of office to:

1) save the children;
2) prevent global warming;
3) advance world peace.

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5 Replies to “On Vows: Saying I Do And Leaving the Rest Undone …”

  1. Curiously, there are now more Lebanese (seven) who want me to run for office than Americans (three — and that includes my mom voting twice) …

  2. do toupeed muts and sea otters get along? if so, there is hope in achrafieh … 😉

    By the way, I ate so much nutella at one setting as a child that i am repulsed by the sight of it … Curiously, the same dynamic has not occured with respect to that other dark, viscous fluid known as Lebanese politics … 🙂

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