Beirut’s Bolsheviks …

So I am told that March 14 represents the majority, and March 8 the minority, but that leaves me with one question:

1) Why do the choreographers of that continuing technicolor exercise in mass delusion known as the Independence05 movement sound like heralds of the apocalypse, while Hizbullah and its allies sound like housewives organizing a “surprise” birthday party or doing some last second Christmas shopping for just the right “basket” of gifts …?

Curious, non …? Not really, I think we all know you do not need Saatachi&Saatachi when you have a product that sells itself or a competitor who is too busy (serving tea down South or drinking the Koolaid up north) to make it to the market everyday, just as you do not need the histrionics of a Walid Eido after you have been the target of the sixth largest army in the world …

With tensions rising, it is high time for the zouama to break out the calendars and find out what day of the week March 11 falls on …

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3 thoughts on “Beirut’s Bolsheviks …

  1. housewives organizing a “surprise” birthday party or doing some last second Christmas shopping for just the right “basket” of gifts …
    hahahahaha… i must say, this made my day. 😀

  2. M. Simon,

    I have just discovered another group that is working for the “other side” by spreading bad news from Iraq.

    While I am unfamiliar with them, they seem to operate under many aliases (jarheads and leathernecks are just two) and they are rumored to have hideouts between the halls of Montezuma and the shores of Tripoli …. We must expose these traitors and their seditious lies about the Anbar province immediately … They are hurting America!

    To the barricades!

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