Though he has no formal research credentials, Dr. Keroack has lectured widely from a PowerPoint presentation that uses Loony Tunes characters to illustrate his theory that premarital sex damages the female brain, making non-abstinent women incapable of forming emotional bonds.
Really, I don’t know what more one can say about these guys.

That’s probably his way of rationalizing why he was being rejected by the grrrlz.
Well, if that is the case, it is better than my excuse …